James Cook’s Guide to Dating

Rule #1: Just be cool.

Rule #2: Touch her. Simple creatures, women, right? Touch her, she knows you want her. You don’t, she starts to think she’s ugly.

Rule #3: Look at her pupils. If they dilate when you look at her it means she actually wants to play with your ding-a-ling.

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